warrior with minimal protection

I'm on a mission to become Instagram's number one knight and skeleton doodler, and this is one of the drawings that I'm flooding the platform with.
Often when you're trying to succeed in life, it looks like this. You start off rather optimistically, only to find out that you are helplessly underprepared. All of a sudden you are on the battlefield, naked, dirty, a million arrows fly in your face. It might even look a little silly.